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For German Car owners that have complex cars with networks of every conceivable computer module under the sun there should be one system they incorporate and make standard on all cars across the board to monitor our personal carbon credits .
Besides your run of the mill heated, cooled, and airbag equipped seating, they should find a way to incorporate into the the seating a vapor recovery and audio sound cancelling system that scientifically will mask the sound of the seat occupant breaking wind and pull the fumes through a small duct in the floor to the canister vent valve. Each time the occupant breaks wind The Fartfignueggen module automatically meters the # of times the system worked to save the environment, so at the end of the year the metered carbon credits can possibly offset the Gas Guzzler Tax.
Besides your run of the mill heated, cooled, and airbag equipped seating, they should find a way to incorporate into the the seating a vapor recovery and audio sound cancelling system that scientifically will mask the sound of the seat occupant breaking wind and pull the fumes through a small duct in the floor to the canister vent valve. Each time the occupant breaks wind The Fartfignueggen module automatically meters the # of times the system worked to save the environment, so at the end of the year the metered carbon credits can possibly offset the Gas Guzzler Tax.
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