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  • liljoe
    Member
    • Nov 2014
    • 73

    #1246
    Like that last post!!!!!

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    • dodge90
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 164

      #1247
      SO IN OTHER WORDS YOUR WIFE IS SITTING NEXT TO YOU LOL watching/reading some higher end new car ads that's already in place with lane changing sensors and active brake control. The future is here.
      I've tried and tried, but can't seem to fix stupid!

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      • Crusty
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 2450

        #1248
        Originally posted by dodge90
        SO IN OTHER WORDS YOUR WIFE IS SITTING NEXT TO YOU LOL watching/reading some higher end new car ads that's already in place with lane changing sensors and active brake control. The future is here.
        Lawyers will have a field day when the active brake control slams on the brakes for no reason other than failed sensors or "software glitch" and an 18-wheeler runs over a speed bump in front of it. LMAO

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        • greasybob
          Senior Member
          • May 2008
          • 1605

          #1249
          I get a John Deere MT that was in storage for few years running today. Clean out the carb and clean up the points and it fired up. The points gap spec is
          .022, but then I got this idea to see if I could check dwell with my Vantage Ultra. Well there is reason we called them putt putts as kids, or Johnny Poppers. It's a 2 cylinder 4 cycle, but the firings are 180 degrees apart with 540 degrees of coast in between . I think this was messing up my attempts to measure dwell as seen in the screens below. I tried measuring coil on time in duty cycle too. You can still figure it out from the current ramps and primary ignition screens I think its about 35 to 40 degrees. This tractor uses a 6 volt positive ground electrical system. So I took that into consideration when hooking up the scope leads.
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          • liljoe
            Member
            • Nov 2014
            • 73

            #1250
            G Bob, I have seen these engines running and figured they were just hitting about every other time around, this makes it make sense how they sound they way they do. BTW, around here in Bama, they are often referred to as hit and miss engines, thus the reason I figured that is what they were doing. But turns out they sound that way due to firing spacing. Neat info....

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            • greasybob
              Senior Member
              • May 2008
              • 1605

              #1251
              A "Hit and Miss" is a little different. Usually a single cylinder 4 stroke that uses a governor to hold the exhaust valve open to cut he cylinder out to maintain operating RPM. Thus the HIT and MISS.

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              • liljoe
                Member
                • Nov 2014
                • 73

                #1252
                Originally posted by greasybob
                A "Hit and Miss" is a little different. Usually a single cylinder 4 stroke that uses a governor to hold the exhaust valve open to cut he cylinder out to maintain operating RPM. Thus the HIT and MISS.
                I see said the blind man......

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                • Witsend
                  Junior Member
                  • Nov 2012
                  • 2942

                  #1253
                  There is no such thing as going into the future Blind for the True users of Scopes and Scanners. The tools we use today were already on the drawing board and being Beta tested 60 years ago.
                  Last edited by Witsend; 04-10-2016, 07:47 PM.

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                  • DoctorD907
                    Member
                    • Mar 2015
                    • 38

                    #1254
                    What did they call it when the female tech backed into the spinning radiator fan blade? ...Dissassther

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                    • liljoe
                      Member
                      • Nov 2014
                      • 73

                      #1255
                      Doc, you aint right, funny, but not right.....

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                      • Witsend
                        Junior Member
                        • Nov 2012
                        • 2942

                        #1256
                        Lol, what do you call that same tech that you think is a female mechanic but really isn't and who's the VAG transmission specialist?


                        ... The Politically Correct answer would be ," A Valuable Addition to any repair shop seeking a Trans Man"
                        Last edited by Witsend; 04-06-2016, 07:07 PM.

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                        • DoctorD907
                          Member
                          • Mar 2015
                          • 38

                          #1257
                          Nick...Sorry. I didn't want you to forget how to use your eraser.

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                          • Nick_Taylor
                            Administrator
                            • Jan 2014
                            • 381

                            #1258
                            Originally posted by DoctorD907
                            Nick...Sorry. I didn't want you to forget how to use your eraser.
                            I think it rolled under my desk. Looking for it now...
                            SureTrack Community Administrator, Diagnostics forum Administrator.

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                            • Witsend
                              Junior Member
                              • Nov 2012
                              • 2942

                              #1259
                              Good reason to check under the desk to play it safe before you ask the female trans mechanic out on a date.

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                              • liljoe
                                Member
                                • Nov 2014
                                • 73

                                #1260
                                This is all too funny right now, we just hired a transmission man last week. He didn't think he resembled the pic.....

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